The Glass 'Slip-Her'!!

Poor Cinderella was a lovely girl
But she was feeling sad right now
Her mother had died, she was now all alone
And her father had met some old cow
She now had two ugly step sisters
Pure evil with no morals at all
They left poor Cinders slaving away
While they both fucked off to the ball
‘Tracy’ was the elder sister
She had the arse of a wild hog
If she ever managed to kiss a prince
The poor bastard would turn into a frog
‘Rachel’ was the younger of the two
She had wirey ginger hair
A face like a blistered piss pot
They really were a ghastly pair
A fairy godmother heard her cries
And granted Cinders some wishes
Bur she only had till midnight
Then it was back home washing dishes
She arrived at the ball looking stunning
And soon caught the eye of the prince
You could tell by the lump in his trousers
He wouldn't take much to convince
The Prince now mesmerised asked her to dance
He thought she was fit as fuck
Cinders got excited by the twinkle in his eye
And thought she would try her luck
They got real close; and the prince got hard
Cinderella was rubbing his cock
What a fucking passion killer
When Cinders saw the time on the clock
She bolted like a greyhound
Before her dress changed back into rags
She left the poor Prince gagging
And at the mercy of the ugly slags
In her haste she left a souvenir
A slipper made from glass
The prince took it and searched his kingdom
Desperate to find his piece of ass
It will not fit!" Prince Charming yelled
"your big fat foot's too wide
There's no fucking way it’s fitting in there "
And "NO WAY your becoming my bride"
I wish she'd left her bra instead
That would have been much kinder
Instead of all this messing about
It'd be a fucking pleasure to find her!"
Cinders appeared all bedraggled
He declared, I think that is her
Her foot might not fit, but who gives a fuck
'Cos she's got a cracking pair .....!!

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Comments
Jason you truly do amaze me!!!
you have stirred the pot my friend!
cant deny your talent man! I appreciate you!
Haha cheers Stephen glad you enjoyed pal :)
LMFAO X JASON GLAD ME & RACHEL MADE AN APPEARANCE EVEN IF WE ARE UGLY X SOUND BETTER OFF THAN RACHEL ! DONT KNOW HOW THIS WENT UNDER MY RADAR ? I,M HONOURED TO BE PART OF YOUR HILARIOUS POEM
Haha I thought I'd got off lightly with this Lol, glad you enjoyed it Tracy :)
hahah!! amazing jason ,your stuff justs gets better and better .I WANT the book lol. and is that our tracy and rachel? lol was gonna pick out a fav verse but they all are keep it up jason !!!!
tina x
Cheers Tina, i appreciate your lovely comment, and yes its OUR Tracy and Rachel lol :)
jason that was one of your best yet by far , well done ,
Cheers Paul thanks pal ;)
I just signed on
and what did I see
the famous fairytale poet
slating me ha ha ha ha :)
Well, well, well Mr Lee, we have been a busy little poet haven't we!!! Glad to see you have been thinking of me and Tracy all afternoon, I am honoured as I am sure our friend Tracy will be too!! Seriously, this is another fairytale fancy that I loved and as Prince Charming did to old cinders, I bow with respect and give you a big fat 5 *s and nom!!! Keep em coming but don't wear out your pen lol!! :)x
Haha Rachel i promise from the bottom of my ARSE that i meant it as a compliment to you and Tracy :)xxxx
PS thanks for your beautiful comment X:)
I like this, it's what my mother read to me
as a child, the way I remember,
why the fuss, so many deprived childhoods,
Jason you help me to
reminisce, uhum uhum ;) is good!
Your mother had taste Jai lol, cheers pal :)
Your writing never fails to make me chuckle!
X
Haha cheers Hannah glad you enjoyed :)
lol great fun write congrats x
Thanks very much Susan :)
So funny Jason:)) I was just writing a Cinderella poem! Think I'll have to scrap it now though. You are in a league of you're own . Thanks for making me laugh...
Maddison