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The Glass 'Slip-Her'!!

The Glass 'Slip-Her'!!

Poor Cinderella was a lovely girl  
But she was feeling sad right now 
Her mother had died, she was now all alone 
And her father had met some old cow 

She now had two ugly step sisters 
Pure evil with no morals at all 
They left poor Cinders slaving away 
While they both fucked off to the ball 

‘Tracy’ was the elder sister 
She had the arse of a wild hog
If she ever managed to kiss a prince 
The poor bastard would turn into a frog 

‘Rachel’ was the younger of the two 
She had wirey ginger hair 
A face like a blistered piss pot 
They really were a ghastly pair

A fairy godmother heard her cries 
And granted Cinders some wishes 
Bur she only had till midnight 
Then it was back home washing dishes 

She arrived at the ball  looking stunning 
And soon caught the eye of the prince 
You could tell by the lump in his trousers 
He wouldn't take much to convince 

The Prince now mesmerised asked her to dance 
He thought she was fit as fuck 
Cinders got excited by the twinkle in his eye 
And thought she would try her luck 

They got real close; and the prince got hard 
Cinderella was rubbing his cock 
What a fucking passion killer 
When Cinders saw the time on the clock 

She bolted like a greyhound 
Before her dress changed back into rags
She left the poor Prince gagging 
And at the mercy of the ugly slags 

In her haste she left a souvenir 
A slipper made from glass 
The prince took it and searched his kingdom 
Desperate to find his piece of ass 

It will not fit!" Prince Charming yelled 
"your big fat foot's too wide  
There's no fucking way it’s fitting in there "
And "NO WAY your becoming my bride"

I wish she'd left her bra instead
That would have been much kinder 
Instead of all this messing about 
It'd be a fucking  pleasure to find her!" 

Cinders appeared all bedraggled
He declared, I think that is her 
Her foot might not fit, but who gives a fuck 
'Cos she's got a cracking pair .....!! 

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Stephen Weyant

Jason you truly do amaze me!!!

you have stirred the pot my friend!

cant deny your talent man! I appreciate you!

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Stephen glad you enjoyed pal :)

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Tracy Timothy

LMFAO X JASON GLAD ME & RACHEL MADE AN APPEARANCE EVEN IF WE ARE UGLY X SOUND BETTER OFF THAN RACHEL ! DONT KNOW HOW THIS WENT UNDER MY RADAR ? I,M HONOURED TO BE PART OF YOUR HILARIOUS POEM

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Jason Lee

Haha I thought I'd got off lightly with this Lol, glad you enjoyed it Tracy :)

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Tina Moore

hahah!!  amazing jason ,your stuff justs gets better and better .I WANT  the book lol.   and is that our tracy and rachel?  lol   was gonna pick out a fav verse but they all are   keep it up jason !!!!       
                                                                                                                  tina x

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Jason Lee

Cheers Tina, i appreciate your lovely comment, and yes its OUR Tracy and Rachel lol :)

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Paul Carroll

jason that was one of your best yet by far ,  well done ,

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BLOSSOM

I just signed on

and what did I see

the famous fairytale poet

slating me ha ha ha ha :)

Well, well, well Mr Lee, we have been a busy little poet haven't we!!!  Glad to see you have been thinking of me and Tracy all afternoon, I am honoured as I am sure our friend Tracy will be too!!  Seriously, this is another fairytale fancy that I loved and as Prince Charming did to old cinders, I bow with respect and give you a big fat 5 *s and nom!!!  Keep em coming but don't wear out your pen lol!! :)x

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Jason Lee

Haha Rachel i promise from the bottom of my ARSE that i meant it as a compliment to you and Tracy :)xxxx 

PS  thanks for your beautiful comment X:)

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Jai Masters

I like this, it's what my mother read to me 

as a child, the way I remember, 

why the fuss, so many deprived childhoods,

Jason you help me to 

reminisce, uhum uhum ;) is good!

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Jason Lee

Your mother had taste Jai lol, cheers pal :)

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Hannah glad you enjoyed :)

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Maddison Law

So funny Jason:)) I was just writing a Cinderella poem! Think I'll have to scrap it now though. You are in a league of you're own . Thanks for making me laugh...
Maddison

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