Good job Tim

Iâve been drinking for three days and three nightsÂ
Had some cocain and I enjoyed the conversation I had with the cocain manÂ
Off work todayÂ
Itâs pleasant to be lazyÂ
Itâs not everyday you can just blow the candles out so earlyÂ
Itâs not everyone that knows just how lucky they are to be aliveÂ
One day Iâm gonna buy me a hot air ballon and sail on out of herÂ
Iâm gonna break this picket line and head on down to the pan handleÂ
Do some gambling while I sip that bourbon just gonna get away for a spellÂ
Something about dreamin last night built my courage up
Now Iâm gonna do whatever I want to doÂ
Even if it pisses off the whole damn planet off.Â
My old boss called me todayÂ
He told me, Iâm sorry for firing you but I just knew you where not the kinda man to stick aroundÂ
I told him my girlfriend is like that tooÂ
The axe was his way of telling me everything is gonna be alrightÂ
Heâs a fool not a lick of brains and damn ugly set of teethÂ
His mama didnât send him out rightÂ
My girlfriend wants to marry meÂ
She always wakes up when I sneak up to just be awayÂ
Slamming doors all night is her way to let me know sheâs tired and I better come screwÂ
Iâve decided to lay down the party and buy a dogÂ
Iâll name him fish or maybe Iâll name him TimÂ
Who knows maybe Iâll be in jail next weekendÂ
I hope I donât stay too long but Iâm gonna drive drunk anywayÂ
Getting olderÂ
Forty years old is one thing to be and another to explainÂ
You feel the same as today as you felt this time last yearÂ
I guess I should start paying my billsÂ
I guess they will find me now Iâm living over here, I finally am settling down. ill have a house and when someone asks I live up there and his woman still does tooÂ
Iâve been drinking for daysÂ
Iâve been hiding my bottles out backÂ
Itâs 4 in the morning and Iâm listening to Randy Newman again.Â
Itâs gonna be just fineÂ
I can prove this by believing it just has to turn aroundÂ
Thatâs when you know itâs okÂ
No matter what you have done.

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