Good job Tim

I’ve been drinking for three days and three nights 
Had some cocain and I enjoyed the conversation I had with the cocain man 

Off work today 
It’s pleasant to be lazy 
It’s not everyday you can just blow the candles out so early 
It’s not everyone that knows just how lucky they are to be alive 

One day I’m gonna buy me a hot air ballon and sail on out of her 
I’m gonna break this picket line and head on down to the pan handle 
Do some gambling while I sip that bourbon just gonna get away for a spell 

Something about dreamin last night built my courage up
Now I’m gonna do whatever I want to do 
Even if it pisses off the whole damn planet off. 

My old boss called me today 
He told me, I’m sorry for firing you but I just knew you where not the kinda man to stick around 
I told him my girlfriend is like that too 
The axe was his way of telling me everything is gonna be alright 
He’s a fool not a lick of brains and damn ugly set of teeth 
His mama didn’t send him out right 

My girlfriend wants to marry me 
She always wakes up when I sneak up to just be away 
Slamming doors all night is her way to let me know she’s tired and I better come screw 

I’ve decided to lay down the party and buy a dog 
I’ll name him fish or maybe I’ll name him Tim 

Who knows maybe I’ll be in jail next weekend 
I hope I don’t stay too long but I’m gonna drive drunk anyway 

Getting older 
Forty years old is one thing to be and another to explain 
You feel the same as today as you felt this time last year 

I guess I should start paying my bills 
I guess they will find me now I’m living over here, I finally am settling down. ill have a house and when someone asks I live up there and his woman still does too 

I’ve been drinking for days 
I’ve been hiding my bottles out back 
It’s 4 in the morning and I’m listening to Randy Newman again. 

It’s gonna be just fine 
I can prove this by believing it just has to turn around 
That’s when you know it’s ok 
No matter what you have done.