Traitor aunt Peggy

Paint yourself in gold paint and put on a derby hat. I think that’s cool but I can’t imagine how you plan for that. I’m more of a have sex with a coworker in walk in cooler kinda guy. The onlly time I could is when I’m the boss and that’s impractical. Maybe I could just ask a coworker if I could pay them would they do that. I mean 3k is tempting for a 18 year old Cracker Barrel employee. My buddy said it’s easy to convince single moms if you tell them you have a nice truck. I just think it should be a drunk thing. It’s ironic I’ve never been with a hooker. I’m ok with that now. I’m gonna wake up my pregnant girlfriend and ask her. It’s bad if she is forced too by her pimp but what if she’s just trying to make some gas money. I bet homeless women are down. Then why don’t I just do that? I suppose because there ugly and not taboo.  I would right now if one appeared in the bathroom. I’m just gonna ask everyone I know if I can fuck them and maybe one person will agree. Who knows I might be shocked and get a coworker or relative. Of coarse I would get fired and loose my family. I’m seriously considering living in a trailer park on the weekends with alias. I bet everyone would be wondering why those rednecks kidnapled me then knifed me to death in rig fumed rage. That’s honesty, I could put fliers on the trailers door for payment for sex on a sliding scale based on bone structure general health and dental hygiene. Or I could just go have sex with my pregnant girlfriend and tell her to say stop because Im your aunt but there’s no way I would turn my aunt down . No way. I wonder if anybody else thinks that. I would do it.