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Good Morning UNITED KINGDOM PART II

Good Morning UNITED KINGDOM PART II

Well the Pub
was a blast
I heard 
Last Night
So Much so
You decided
To show your Knickers

Well
It is just Starting
For us in California
Yet the dispensary 
Is our realaxer
of Choice
No Hangover
That way
is what
I hear
I don't
know as
I am a
Grown Up
and cannot
Partake

Instead
I sit
at home
dreaming
of being
with my cosmo
mates at
a nice Pub
drinking 
a Pint
of Bitter........

Good Morning UK

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Wayne Stubbs

Twas a twinnings earl grey for me... haha ???

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Nigel Cresswell...

Cheers Greg,
I've got round to reading this at 6:30pm so I'm clinking a real glass. 
And Tina that is a wonderful idea.
Nigel

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