“Grandma, what the fiddle?’🤣
Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your marbles”
Yet I say “No I have not!!”
Oh how it makes me laugh
I’ve been told “You wouldn’t have a clue”
Well I can well assure you my child
I’d know much better than you
They think I’m well passed my sell-by-date
I can see it in their eyes
Huh, I am a computerised encyclopedia
A mad professor in disguise
“Ask me anything, I will know the answer”
I bravado, blow my own bugal
They say” Okay know-it-all,
What’s the meaning of ‘Centrifugal?’
I pretend I want to spend a penny
Giving a little jig and a groan
Then I run into the bathroom and quickly search ‘Centrifugal’ on my phone
As cool as a cucumber
I say “The definition of your word is to move away from the middle”
Haha my Granddaughter turns to me in amazement and adds”Grandma, what the fiddle”
“You see there is nothing I don’t know, I can tell you anything I moan, It’s as easy as pie”
As I raise my convincing eye
You just look up ‘Google on your phone 🤣
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Comments
there are lots of
fun old sayings
that kids today when you say them
look at you say what dose that mean
wonderful poem
Ay teehee 🤣💕🌹
I hear you don’t have to wear a mask Any more I will tell you it will take some time getting used to not wearing mask
every day I go out keep thinking
did I forget something I know in time I’ll get used to it
After the 19 th its meant to be back to normal but the numbers of Covid are increasing awfully so I am still staying the same & airing onto the side of caution tho I have had 2 injections ❤️🌹❤️
Brilliant! 🤣
Thanking you kindly 🌹💕🌹