Greedy Neville?

Greedy Neville?

Deliciously yummy
Whilst extremely hot
Neville devours vindaloo curry
Greedily swallowing the lot

His best buddy Stan is full of fears
Puffs of steam ooze out Nevs ears

He is such a speedy eater
Never stopping for a rest
But Stan thinks this curry
Has ‘Put Neville to the test’

Stan tried a spoonful
That was more than enough
Tho he had a small portion
It made him gasp & puff

Well all appeared okay
Until twenty minutes had past
His pal stopped in mid air
He started running so fast

He yelled to his friend
“I can’t stop & talk to you,
Wheres the nearest toilet
I need the loo”!!!!

So one hour later Neville reappears
Stan dare not utter a word
Tho he cannot hide his sneers

“That will teach you a lesson
You said it wasn’t hot, haha
such a liar
Coz you look as red as a lobster
& Now you’re bums on fire” ??