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Grin And Bare It

Grin And Bare It

Sometimes life can get a little rough

“Grin And Bare It” sounds like great advice

Grinning and baring it can be a whole lot more fun

But make sure your friends have all gone home

And the kiddies are tucked away in their beds fast asleep

Before you and your mate start prancing around in the nude

Doing and saying all those naughty things

Like, “nice melons you have there my dear”

This starts the whole process

She responds with, “nice frontal thingy dingy!”

Immediately, the fun begins and the house starts rockin'

All because you, “Grinned And Bared it!”

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Jack Ellison

Know why... life was meant to have fun!!! ?????? Have a  great day my friend!!!

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Terry Kay

Happy Jack,  You are almost to much to take!!!!loved it! ????? Got to be one of your biggest fans!  Love, Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

Methinks you are probably my BIGGEST fan although I don't want to offend anyone!!! ?????????? LOL Terry my love, when I see your name, my heart skips a beat, then goes pitter patter for the rest of the day!!! Seriously, when have I ever lied to you??? Right! NEVER! Aww, dear Terry, too bad we live so far apart, otherwise, you might have to use security guards to keep me away! But I'm really quite a harmless old geezer! Love you tons, Miss Sweetie! ????? (those are sloppy smackers!)

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Terry Kay

Good Morning Happy Jack, .Big smackers right back to you.  I would love to be your neighbor.  You remind me of my family!  Always uppy is that a word!  Do love you bunches...Terr T Kay

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Jack Ellison

"uppy" love it... do you guys own a patent on it? I'll pay for its use!??? So happy to hear from you again sweet Terry... I'm blown away!!!!!!!!!!! Awwwww! Imagine if cyber kisses and hugs could be felt, I'd be calling you 10 times a day... OOOOEEEEE! Until we talk again, I'll be anxiously waiting! ? Lovesies, Happy Jack ???

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