GUNS ARE FOR SISSIES

I don’t have a gun
I don’t need one

I’ve got two fists
I’ve got two balls

I can defend myself
Without the NRA’s help

I don’t have a gun
I hunt without one

Just give a stick
It’ll do the trick

I don’t need a gun
To kill somethin’

Those antler’s on the wall
Didn’t just jump or crawl

Up there by themselves,

Son!

And if that doesn’t impress the girls, I made the clock from scratch.  Just feeling very Ron Swanson today.