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HALLOWEEN IS NOT FOR ATHEISTS

HALLOWEEN IS NOT FOR ATHEISTS

If you don’t believe in ancient behemoths beasts
Enchanted gardens, mystical forests or magic mountains
Haunted hills, ghostly worlds, or a Hell beneath

Nor in grotesque giants, walking skeletons
Flying griffons, screaming banshees, or stinking harpies
The living dead, be they mummies or zombies

In magical deer, magnificent birds and splendid unicorns
Or in evil eyed gorgons that can kill you with a glance
Nor in wizards, ghosts or witches; both good and bad

If you can’t imagine a lascivious dancing satyr
Or that a donkey can talk, let alone a talking tree
Or in fire breathing dragons, multi-eyed creatures from space
Nor in leviathans and other monsters of the deep

If you don’t believe in astrology, numerology, or eternity
Nor in extraterrestrial intelligence or the cosmic odyssey of infinity
As well as visions, epiphanies, auras of divinity and immortality

Or in other unseen things ….like Halloween

Then my friend, you don’t believe in the Bible!ā€
People who don’t believe in ā€˜Tricks or Treats’
Such as you, are nothing more
Than atheists in denial
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