HALLOWEEN SEASON

Carved out pumpkinsĀ
Akin orangey glowĀ
Stood on porch
No place to goĀ
Nothing to doĀ
But watch the worldĀ
Go byĀ
From the carved out shapeĀ
You made with your knife
that crazy shapeĀ
you now call its eye
Silly stringĀ
made into cobwebsĀ
large plastic spidersĀ
hidden to scare usĀ
hands busting from the groundĀ
accompanied by eerie soundsĀ
costumesĀ
many a formĀ
scary monstersĀ
ghouls and ghosts
hockey masksĀ
of Jason myres
demons from the pits of hellĀ
little devilsĀ
pitch fork in handsĀ
Jason standingĀ
Six foot tall
Plastic knifeĀ
Held in his handĀ
Witches in pointed hatsĀ
With their broomĀ
Sits their black catsĀ
Cauldrons bubbleĀ
Hear their spellĀ
Eye of newtĀ
And wing of batĀ
Ā Piece of gum
And greasy fatĀ
Makes ones guts feel deflatedĀ
Mind and spiritĀ
Elated
But thatās not allĀ
Sweeties baked into a pieĀ
Slice of demons eyeĀ
Fingernails of an old trollĀ
From old to youngĀ now be toldĀ
For this priceĀ
Your soul betrovedĀ
Kids playing knock a door runĀ
Trick or treat they sayĀ
Just want to have some funĀ
Give them all you have to eatĀ
A treat is better than the trickĀ
You could open your doorĀ
To flaming dog sh..
Or cars egged and covered in flowerĀ
A trick that could leave you cleaning for hours
This season brings out monsters galoreĀ
So donāt be surprisedĀ
When you get a knock at your doorĀ
And you answer to someoneĀ
With a hanging jawĀ
Or a blood filled maskĀ
Or a female zombieĀ
With false boobs that sagĀ
Just remember theyāre wearing Ā a maskĀ
And smile as they simply askĀ
Trick or treatĀ
Please fill my sweet bagĀ
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Comments
Halloween one of my favorite times of year! great write Jeff
cheers Lisa glad you enjoyed it
cheers jeff
Hello Jeff...
Seems like you know a few tricks...
Halloween sounds like a good time at your place...
Great write !
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsongĀ
Ha, ha, maybe in my younger years but not so much now lolĀ
cheers jeff