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Happy Jack's Corral

Happy Jack's Corral

It's fun time at “Happy Jack's Corral”
I'm here to tickle your fancy
That's just below your “you know what”
Things are getting a little chancy

I'll give you a hint it isn't your armpits
Or even the crook of your neck
And it isn't behind your wiggly ears
So where the hell is it by heck?

Methinks you may be thinking naughty
Must assure you, ya got it all wrong
One's “fancy” resides deep in one's heart
The place that bursts forth in song

Bursts forth at the start of every new day
Your “fancy” measures your mood
When fancies are tickled, the grinning starts
A much needed “happiness” food

“Happy Jack's Corral” invites you in
To join him for a day of good fun
Chuck your cares and unhappy thoughts
And relax with Jack in the sun!

 

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RRG (Rebecca)

Okay I'm smiling and giggling. Works for me Jack. 
Hugs and Blessings Rebecca

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Jack Ellison

Thank you muchly, dear Rebecca!!! Have a super duper Monday!!! Love and squeezy huggsies, Happy Jack XOX

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