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Happy To Oblige

Happy To Oblige

Old Jackster's been bad, so what is new
Been naughty since way back when
Really not ashamed to admit it though
Kinda proud how I did it back then

Girls all clamored for more, more, more
Was only too happy to oblige
Not long after the preliminaries were over
I immediately hit my stride

Ride 'em cowboy screaming like a banshee
Those were the days of my youth
Now all I can do is scream like a banshee
The sexual part has all gone poof

Still works okay when I dream at night
Been a while since I was a cub
They say old age is the golden years
Much rather be that handsome young stud

 

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