HARD TO CHOOSE?....

Short or fat, tall or thin  
From Bangladesh to Berlin
What do you desire for a night of sin? 
I'll help you choose; lets begin

To start, we look at the short ones first 
Their temper tantrums are the worst 
With stumpy legs they do be cursed 
Yet for love and lust they have a thirst 

Next it be the fatty ones 
Who tip the scales in halves of tons 
Their libido rivals Attila the huns 
They're blessed with the biggest honey buns 

Then you have the girls so tall 
The one all guys would love to ball 
They know, that they can have it all 
So all they do, is act stonewall 

Last we have the chicks so thin 
All they are is bones and skin 
But they will always let you in 
For they have no qualms on acts of sin 

So there you have the shapes of things 
I hope to you this insight brings 
But beware if you're thinking wedding rings 
'Cos love is blind and beauty stings.....