Hats
Have you heard the term âman of many hatsâ
Well you sure haven't heard this version!
When I wear a cowboy hat and saddle up
I'm Jesse James, an amazing conversion!
At times I feel brave and put on a fireman's hat
The wee kiddies all wanna be my friend!
Tell them I was once knighted by the queen
Probably lying's not a good message to send!
The hard steel hat of a construction worker
Turns me into a this macho type man!
The only problem is, I'm scared silly of heights
And I make lots of trips to the can!
Once put on the hat of a big strong viking
Sure scared all the people around me!
Pulled out my sword to impress them all
Ended up cutting myself quite badly!
The ultimate though is when I wear a fedora
I look handsome and quite debonair!
Till I speak and I sound like a Donald Duck
My image needs a lot of repair!
Guess I'm most comfortable in my jester hat
Tried others but this fits me the best!
My goal is to put a smile on a whole bunch of faces
All my friends with whom I've been blessed!
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Good stuff Jack! Made me smile âș
Thank you good buddy for your kind words! Mission accomplished! Have a great rest of the day John!!!
JAKE!! ~ your goal of putting smiles on bunches of faces was reached well before you were ten years old..... nowadays you're an expert..... and with each new smile.... you receive payment as all experts and professionals do!!..... only your payment is received deep inside of you... you know the feeling I'm talking about. The reason I know what i'm saying is true is in your eyes..... the way they shine and smile a smile of knowing... and NO...I don't need to have met you to know the glint is there..... because the same 'smiling glint' beams out through your words!!...... yours is a happy soul.....and it shows!!.....BRIGHTLY!!....thanx for all you do brother!!...... your cyber-friend and admirer!!.....tony â„
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 WOWSERS!!!!! Dear Tony, what can I say!!! These are the most eloquent words of praise I've EVER received!!! A dear friend you are indeed!!! Love to you brother!!! xx