HDSIDBVEHXKSH (or Face Bumping)

Sometimes I find it really quite difficult

To differentiate between reality and fantasy

Fantasy seems like it's a whole lot more fun

Whatever I wish for always comes true

At times I forget and kiss total stranger

Which can lead to a bashed in skull

And the odd broken limb now and then

Thankfully I'm still able to differentiate between the sexes

Of course my all time favourite people are women

But in a pinch... LOL

Okay scratch that, I'm strictly a lover of the fairer sex

I have a question... when did this custom begin

Did the first neanderthals bump faces

And thought, “Hdsidbvehxksh!”

Loosely translated, “Where have you been all my life, baby?”

Centuries have gone by but we all still love bumping faces!

Hdsidbvehxksh!

A Repost!