Heaven or Hell?

I wonder what its like in heaven
It must be immensely vast
There surely has to be a queuing system
For all the souls thats passed

One talks about the ‘Pearly gates’
It sounds so stately grand
Don’t imagine theres anywhere as magnificent
Here on earth on our land

Yes I prefer to travel up
Definately not the road to hell
Tho I won’t book me an appointed yet
I may have decades left, who can tell?

So there you heard it here
Right from the horses mouth
When I pass over, I’m heading Up not east, west, north or south

I won’t go down to hell
I’m simply going to  refuse
Tho I guess its not up to me
Coz we do not get to choose

Hell would be so hot,
It sounds so very dire
Least there wouldn’t  be a queue
Only an inferno of a fire