Helen called Our Son A Fat Greedy****

Helen sometimes would come
out with things that would have all In stitches 
​​Just like the time our son was
hungey so he helped himself
to a very big bowl of cereal 
As he came from kitchen we're
he stood In the doorway with spoon half way between the bowl and his mouth
His mother looked up on seeing there she shouted
out aloud you fat greedy ****
I looked at our son he looked at me our mouths  gaping wide open, followed by complete silence 
Helen then spoke "Oh I'm starving Johnny, go get a big bowl for me, which caused us all uncontrollable laughter, my son and I still talk about It
now, we laugh now just as much as we did then Helen was so much fun to be with you'd never no what to exspect but we all loved her.