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Helping Diana in the Kitchen

Helping Diana in the Kitchen

 Diana was cooking something good in her kitchen

 Pinched some salt and pepper in the water boiling  

 With skill and precision and a look of concentration

She chopped the tomatoes and diced up the onion

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 Then something fell on the floor and she bent over

  Picked it up, and my heart stopped, mouth opened

  Jaw dropped; I noticed her kitty exposed to me

 In disbelief I was smiling, shaking my head in dismay

 Never dreaming that Diana did her cooking this way

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Singing; ‘I honestly Love you’ by Olivia Newton John

 She moved around the kitchen with only a T shirt on

 Not even aware of my staring and throbbing hard-on

 But she screamed in surprise in the middle of the song

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I bumped and pressed against her and rocked steady  

Messaging her breast and nipples, to her wincing sound

 My hands down to part her kitty lips so wet and ready

 While the meat was sizzling with the tomatoes and onion

  I was riding her sweet kitty as she gave her tongue to me  

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 Moving like a mechanical bull in heat without brakes on  

  Her orgasms were strong and came in waves like an ocean

  And it got so hot inside her pot my sword was burning

  But when I tried to pull it out she told me to keep it in

  She let out a scream again so loud the dogs started barking

   We were laughing hard but I started banging her kitty again;

  Willing and able to help Diana do the chores in her kitchen   

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Bahar Bakht

This was awesome!! I have a few erotic poems but won't dare put them on the internet-at least not own up that their mine!! now you're inspiring me to do so...LOL....what a visual..I needed that...

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Kimmy Alan

You've put the funny, back into fun sex. Good Job

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