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Hey Dude!

Hey Dude!

City slicker carrying an umbrella,
you must be one helluva fella,
spotted shirt and spotted dick,
your funny cuffs are too thick, 
illuminated tie-pin, tie too thin,
trousers don't know where to begin,
furry, blurry, unnecessary coat,
look in your eyes is rather remote,
puce and loose, aubergine titfer,
what the hell is the medallion for?
Wondrous, lustrous, simply because,
shiny, tiny, why me, guided tours,
rash and brash, colours don't pause,
entered room, talking won't stop,
fade-cut, so wonders never cease,
just look at the size of his codpiece, 
tattoos in blues, views and clues,
armpits, flaunt it, got it, no shit,
scarf, laugh, eyebrows by half,
randy, shandy, how's my dandy?

 

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Pratibha Savani

??? Had so much fun reading this. Brilliantly versed. Some fantastic lines. Love this one...

Wonderous, lustrous simply because...

It was all really well penned all of it!! Clever writing  Flowed amazingly. All stars xxxx

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