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Hogwarts

Hogwarts

A world of fantasy,
A world of wizardry.
That place everybody wants to go to.
Yet it can be scary,
Yet it can be deadly.
A little visit to the Alley.
Getting my wand,
Buying my broom.
Maybe a cat?
Or should I pick an owl?
Which one will it be?
I'm not the kind to slither in the Forbidden Forrest.
Unless the beardy giant is with me.
I actually know I would be a...
HUFFLEPUFF!
This is what the sorting hat would announce!

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Addison Willerbee

Ha! I love it! <3 A clever poetic insight to a classic series!

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Sam Berry

Thanks :) Glad you like it :)

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