Holy Crappola

Holy crappola
Every day that goes by
Gets tougher to remember
To do up my fly

Constantly happening
I'll be flying low
The girlies do gawk
As I put on a show

I'm totally oblivious
To the reason they titter
Imagine they find me
A big league hitter

No idea why
They look down below
I AM well endowed
Must enjoy the show

Then this kind old friend
Pointed down to my crotch
Seems after I peed
To zip I forgot

Embarrassed no
Disappointed yes
Was enjoying the girlies
Attention, I guess!