Hope I Don't Embarrass Myself

Old age is fast approaching

Wonder what it will be like

Will I still be able to tie my shoes

Will I still be able to dress myself in the morning

... or will I care

Hope I don't embarrass myself

Walking through the mall in my jockeys

Will I break out in goose bumps

Actually my goose bumps may need

Assistance breaking out

They are at least as old as I am

Will I still ogle the young girlies in their short shorts

Trying to remember why I find it titillating

Dream on you old codger

You're still breathing aren't you