Horny Snow And The Seven Dwarfs......!!

Snow White was feeling horny
Virtually gagging for a fuck
So she went for a walk in the forest
She thought she'd try her luck
Snow stumbled on a cottage
When she saw some chimney smoke
It looked like it had potential
Maybe she could find herself a bloke
Seven dwarfs were inside partying
With a merry song and dance
Her clothes came off in seconds
She couldn't waste this chance
Snow was in her element
She'd died and gone to heaven
She was only after one good shag
Now she was gunna get seven
Straight away she demanded
"My fanny needs a lick!"
So the first dwarf volunteered
And put away his pick
As he got down onto all fours
He said "I ain't licking that"
Snow said "That's my fucking arse-hole,
You DOPEY little twat!"
The next dwarf started blushing
"I don't want to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL
What are you, a fucking queer"
So reluctantly his cock came out
No way he was looking a fool
Snow White gave a blow job
And rode upon his tool
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling
'cos he hadn't had a sniff
Due too excess alcohol
His cock just wouldn't go stiff
"Relax, you GRUMPY bastard"
So he did as he was told
Five minutes later he was hard enough
And he shot his fucking load
The next dwarf got a blow-job
And she took him deep quite easy
But he SNEEZED and nearly choked her
Which made poor Snow feel queasy
Next in line was a docile chap
Snow grabbed him by the knob!
But no sooner than he had entered her
He fell asleep on the fucking job
"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard"
She wanted more from him
He woke with such excitement
That he filled her hairy quim
By now Snow was getting sloppy
So the next dwarf tried the back door
Poor Snow she groaned in agony
"That should be against the fucking law."
He made poor Snow White squeal
His cock was so big and thick
"No wonder you're so HAPPY
With that fucking enormous prick"
With one dwarf still remaining
Snow was feeling rather sore
"You'll have to use your tongue
My twat can't take no more!"
So he put his tongue to work
Where others had placed their cock
He made Snow White feel better
So she named the last dwarf DOC....

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You cease to amaze me Mr Lee, you have poetry coming out of your pores lol!!! Just because it is written, I would presume very tongue in cheek, I do not underestimate the quality of write!! I am sure it will prove to be very popular amongst many members lol!! 5 big happy *s and a well deserved (if not bashful) nomination from me ha ha!! Sorry about the awful jokes :)
What a beautiful thing to say Mrs Gardiner,Thanks nery much, im glad you enjoyed it X:)
Sorry Jason what I meant to say was that you never cease to amaze me lol!! :)x
And i meant to say Very much lol X:)
you out done me there jason x lmfao
Glad you enjoyed Tracy:)
mother never read me this version
why why why
its the best version I hear
you are very creative funny and nawty
Snow White is now a slut
come on Cinderella lick my uhum
now...
merry merry!!
Ha ha stop giving me ideas Jai, Cinderella hmmmmmmmmmm :)
Goldifox
Don't get him going Jai!! Let me think - Jack and The Big Stalk; Rumpledforeskin; BumMelina; oh the list is endless!! I can hear Jason's mind ticking as we speak LMAO!!! :)
Rumpleforeskin I recall that fairy
jai operating on jungle Wi Fi
eating cockroach and leaves in the forest
some berry
I wish you all a berry Christmas
and rude new year please no more
Corruption of mind as Jai only 12
too late for that Rachel! he's on to something here! fairy tail fantasies!!!
I think you've warped a part of my childhood memories Jason!!!
hahaha!!!
Jason, That poem is the bollocks, Made me laugh from start to finish absolutely brilliant mate.:D))
Cheers
John
Thanks very much John glad you enjoyed it pal :)
haha!! you def have us all on our toes now jason,looking for a peep into the the other side of these stories lol and you now know who your fans are as we all come running when you write these. an amazing little mind you have to put it in writing . would love to see a book with all your poems in it . great as usual .
your fan
tina x
Haha cheers Tina, not sure ive got a book in me lol, but i really appreciate your lovely comment :)
great funny naughty write Jason congrats x
lol this was very funny and i enjoyed nice work:)