Poem -

House Flies

House Flies

Now what? I utter under my breath
What's next on my list of subjects?
I know, I'll write about house flies!
That should stir things up I suspect

Much maligned, they have a purpose
Not sure what that purpose might be
So I looked it up on good old Google
They're the greatest carrier of disease

That's really not what I expected to find
Thought they had some redeeming factor
Seems that's all these insects are good for
If you can, run 'em over with a tractor

Swat 'em, stomp on 'em, any old time
Try aiming for the females if you can
Each can lay approximately 500 eggs
It's for the overall good health of man!

Question: If a fly loses it's wings,
would we then have to call it a “walk”
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Jack Ellison

Thank you dear Cleo!!! Happy to see it gave you a giggle! Love and hugs, Jack xox

Reply
Poem -

Put Me Back

Put Me Back

PUT ME BACK IN

The world is filled with good people
But sometimes they just lose their way...

Poem -

Slowing Down

Slowing Down

My gait is much slower
My memory's shot
The hair on my beano
Is thinning a lot...

Poem -

A Love That Knows No Bounds

A Love That Knows No Bounds

(Dedicated to those who have found true love
for the very first time)

My love for you knows...

Latest poems in Verse

Poem -

Maze Runner

Maze Runner

Sometimes I just want to say fuck em, but there’s another side to this human being, trying to find some...

Poem -

Ode To Nature & Spring.

Nature Spring.

Ode To Nature & Spring.

I am a soft caress like a gentle breeze,
blowing through the tree's & brushing across the leaves...

Poem -

If Raven Was to Come Today

From my Raven Collection

If Raven Was to Come Today

If Raven was to come today
I'd tell him I don't wish to play

you see he comes to me as...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com