" How Bad.. Have You Been !?"

" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad !
By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had?
Have you been naughty, Just a tad ?
Or have ya made Santa , Really mad ?
& made him leave the biggest pile of shit, That he ever had?
If he has left you quite a small turd ?
You may have just , Broken your word!
If it is up to the chimney pot ?
You have pissed off Santa , Quite a lot
If it is  quite a size-able pile ?
You will be forgiven , In a short while 
If it happens to be Santa,s diarrhoea?
You have done nothing good, At all this year!
Or done something else, Quite severe ?
Other-wise Santa,s hot shit pile will appear
Right down your chimney pot, Fresh from Santa,s rear
So, Make sure that your good & not misunderstood ?
& always check that , Those logs on the fire  are made of wood ?
As i am sure they will be.. If you have been good ?"

Tracy Timothy xx