Howard's End

Man of means
Hard working
fast talking symbolÂ
of the American dream
Makes mega money
which sure attracts the honeys
Life on the road
You know how it goes
The wife knows
She looks the other way
Vows someday he will pay
but not today
She'll outspend
the pain
of his betrayal
Fast forward
to the lonely
old man today
First his wife
Then hisÂ
steady mistress
All passed away
Depressed seniorÂ
alone in the mansion
with his many possessions
mocking his loneliness
A friend takes the sad old boy
to a gentleman's club
to drool over the
main gyrating attractionÂ
In true romantic
love story fashion
our aroused relic finds
his final passion
Showers herÂ
with materialism
Overwhelming desires
Shop and awe
Affections purchased
for this transactional relationship
where both parties
get what they want and need
The Hell with the sniping judgements
riding smartass May/December wisecracks
from those who won't mind their own business
Wedding bells ring out in defiance
For the old man
and his trophy
named Anna
The rest of the story
is tabloid Nirvana
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Comments
As with Bill Belichick, there’s no fool like an old fool.