Hygiene 24/7

Where to start 
well there’s the obvious 
teeth need brushed 
and flossed 
every night
and morning 
I always conclude 
with a gargle of 
MOUTHWASH 
to kill the germs 
Every day a shower 
or two 
no I’m not addicted 
but when you’re 
a gym rat 
it’s necessary 
shampoo and conditioner 
otherwise my hair becomes 
a disaster 
Irish spring 
my choice of bar 
the scent just permits 
the smell of freshness 
plus the LADIES LOVE IT 
Hair needs combed 
or brushed 
otherwise it leads to 
tangles and knots 
Now let’s not forget 
q-tips to get the earwax 
OUT 
the pleasure I get 
from feeling clean 
Now these 
next couple things 
may not be 
as often but 
they are just as 
IMPORTANT 
toenails and fingernails 
they every couple days 
need a nice trim 
normally after 
pressing my cuticles down 
and using this neat little tool 
that pushes against 
the excess skin 
and as it goes 
it takes it off 
leaving them smooth 
last but not least 
a file to 
round the edges 
to prevent 
HANGNAIL 
One of my least favorite 
of all to take care of 
most definitely is 
my FACIAL HAIR 
although I got 
some fancy trimmers 
I always stress 
about it being perfect 
nice clean lines 
the curves just right 
no guy wants 
an uneven face 
and when I’m done 
and it’s all trimmed just right 
I got this attachment 
that’s made for 
NOSE-HAIRS
every now and then
it gets caught 
as I press firmly 
to get them all 
and it tugs hard 
as I say ouch 
after this though 
my all time favorite thing 
when it comes to 
HYGIENE 
aftershave 
as the alcohol burns my 
freshly shaved face 
it makes me feel 
so refreshed and clean 
and leaves me smelling 
so dam good 
Now you cannot forget 
to every so often 
TOUCHUP 
your eyebrows 
no one wants 
a unibrow 
Another important part 
of staying clean
and of superb hygiene
is an everyday 
multiple times
ROUTINE 
use as needed 
DEODORANT 
to help fight 
any unwanted 
BODY ODORS 
Now somethings 
are just not feasible 
to do yourself 
so you have to 
RELY on the PROFESSIONALS
haircut , but thank GOD 
It’s only an every couple weeks
AFFAIR as it’s costly 
And last but not least 
an important variable 
the power of 
using a good lotion 
after each shower
to prevent dry skin 
Well to each their own 
I’m sure I may have missed 
SOMETHING 
but for the most part 
this is my 
HYGIENE ROUTINE 

ps: Always make sure to regularly :
WASH YOUR HANDS !!