I AM BUG

I am bug I live outside your house but its raining and windy so
I come in your house to stay dry you don't know I came in
I can hide any where and you will never see me at night I came out
when your sleep and go to your kitchen ย andย what do ย I find food
Oh boy what joy by morning I am gone some where in your house
and you don't know I am here every night I come out and still don't
I am here I tell some other friends of mine and thay come in your house
and oh boy we have party and you still don't know we are here THEN
one night you get up to get drink of water and then there I am you see
me and you try you get me andย iย run under refrigerator now you know
I am here now cant go back sleep you got to get me so youย move refrigerator
But I run away under the stove now you hot and mad you cant get me come
you try to find me even more then you call exterminator thay come out and say yes you have bugs
If want I will spray here and here and thay will be gone like the song say hit the road jack don't come back no more
well night time comes I come out and can tell you sprayed so I will go where youย didn't spray I can can crawl any where
In your house because I am bug youย tried every thing to get rid of me one day you did you found me dead on the floor and now you think you won ย but I will be back some day has another bug because I AM BUG ย
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Comments
Lol angel
Hello Greg...
Yup they do return...
I use my fly swatter like a baseball bat if it doesn't cooperate and go back outside...
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Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Thank you sparrowsong
Yep they are a gang and must representย
thank you GREG
Dear Greg,
I can't even kill a bug anymore
I have a Buddhist mentality
That no matter how small a life is
Their Soul was meant to be
Love,
Larry xxx
thank you Larry I don't mind bugs being outside but ones thay start coming inside
to live in my house that is nother story ANTS are the biggist problem ones thay get in thay will stay and thay will get in to every thing food your toothpaste anything sweet thay will get in to thay will get your bed on you its not funย but you can get rid of thamย and others bug are the same I know how you feel and that's fine that you feel that its not how I feel sorry ย
Dear Greg,
I had an "ant" once, that really bugged me.
But my uncle was so nice, that I put up with it.ย Ha, Ha!!
Larry xxx
drum roll for Larry please