Poem -

I Bite

I Bite

When 
you
Decided
To
Correct
Me
In
Front
Of
Our
Subordinates 

I forgot
To tell
You

I Bite......

I know
By first
Impressions
I seem
Laid
Back
Unsure
Kind of
What
Many
Call
A " Colombo" 
character

However
Please
Be
Forewarned 

I Bite.......

Though
Intellectually
And
Physically
I appear
Drastically
Inferior
The fact 
Is
I  have 
The
Wits 
of
A Daniel Webster 
The bone 
crushing
Causation
Of a laughing 
hyena 
And the
pearly whites
that a Siberian Tiger
Wears

AND

I BITE.....
 

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lodigiana

Wonderfully entertaining Greg and such an unusual subject..Love it! 

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