I cannot see!!!

Where Oh where can my glasses be .. the problem is I cannot see.. so I feel under my comfy chair.. but unfortunately they are not there.. eeh I bet I left them in my car..well they are not there either so there you are..perhaps they dropped out of the drawer.. yet I can’t see them on the floor..I strip the sheets from off my bed..I catch myself in the mirror and I almost dropdead.. I can’t believe it they are on my head!!!...I really am a DUNDERHEAD...Enough said!!!