Poem -
I Cannot Tell A Lie
Men's minds are devious at the best of times
Always twisting their stories
I should know, I'm one of dem der guys
Pretty sure I'm no different than 98% of my fellow males
It's inbred into our psyche and of this I'm sure
We're really damn proud of it
However, I'm a straight shooter
At the expense of my fellow males I apologize
Hate blowing the whistle on you guys
But I can't help it... as George Washington once said
βI cannot tell a lieβ
Everything and I mean EVERYTHING
That comes out of my mouth
Is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
So help... Z-Z-Z-A-A-A-A-A-P-!
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Hehe! Nice one Jack! βΊ
This is Jacks alter ego writing... Jack is temporarily unable to respond to your wonderful and flattering comment due to an unfortunate incident that just occurred... 922 has been called!
Ha!!!! Brilliant! βΊ
An unfortunate incident you say??
I've just come back to my senses... hope I didn't say anything rude or insulting! If I did, I certainly apologize and do hope you still love me!!! Happy Jack
OMG! I think you're the voice of my conscience! Lol!βΊ
Yes, and I know secrets about you that you don't even know yourself! Tred lightly my friend or the consequences will make you'll poop your knickers!!! WARNING WARNING!!! DANGER DANGER!!!
Aaaaaargh! βΊ
LOLΒ
Good write great point tell it like it is angel
Got zapped as you can see... but they say the recovery period is usually about a week or so... so bear with me! LOL XOX