I have been to Allentown too!

(circa 1992 - Rockland NY)

I am sitting on a 5 gallon
bucket of paint during 
lunch break with the 
working crew from
Rockland Painting.

Chris says, "Jim,  I
hear you are from 
Allentown Pennsylvania.
I have been to 
Allentown as well!

I was hanging
with my drinking buddies,
and got so drunk,
I jumped into a quarry and
broke my back on impact
with the water.

A Medivac Copter flew me 
to the Lehigh Valley 
Hospital in Allentown."

My mouth is agape.

Chris says, " I have 
been to Allentown -  
don't remember anything 
about it.  It was a black out
weekend for me.

I don't remember
the jump,
breaking my back,
or the helicopter ride
to Allentown."

Most visitors coming
to Allentown is
to visit Dorney Park.

Attending the
Amusement Park
in a sober state
of mind is more
fun than being in
a body cast for
six months.