I Love To Sneeze
Don't know about you but I love to sneeze
A good one will bring me down to my knees
Blasting my head right off of my neck
A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck
Shivering on down to my little ole toes
You certainly must know how that all goes
Feels so damn sexy I might hasten to add
A sensation that drives me totally mad
Sure rather sneeze than peel potatoes
Prefer sneezing to playing with Play-Doh
Nicer than poking a sharp stick in my eye
Almost as painful as a dart in my thigh
Imagine your hoo-ha being caught in a vice
Can't be very pleasant, sure can't be nice
Wanna sneeze till I'm rolling down on the floor
Gimme that feeling, want more, more, more
But don't tell my friends I beg of you please
Kinda embarrassed about loving to sneeze
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You are one fortunate lady, my dear Cherie!!! Sometimes I even wet myself!!! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xxx
A sneeze can be seen as a lack of decorum, but after sneezing, AAAAAAAACHHHHIIIIIISSSSS!!!!! You stay in the glory. Makes me sneeze the Sun when it slipped through my nose, dust or a stream of air, and although sneezing is always a nuisance is preferable to sneezing to mess you a stick sharpened by an eye, or stick to a DART in the thigh, hahahahahaha, very ingenious author, humorous is always much harder to compose a poem , but Jack friend passes easily from drama to comedy, and vice versa. A greeting.
Greeting Lucas!!! Your very kind words are much appreciated! Thank you! Hope to see more of you... cheers, Jack