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I REFUSE TO BE A REFUSE BAG

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
You will have to find something else for your trash to store
I get taken out every Wednesday morning
All kinds of things get put in me without any warning

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
It's a waste of time putting me on the kitchen floor
For I will end up in the bin and carted away
Be so nice to be left behind for this I pray

Dear householder I refuse to be a refuse bag anymore
Tied up with string is uncomfortable that's for sure
Use me and abuse me I'm just a refuse bag to you
I just wish I was something else that much is true 

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