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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus- The True Story

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus- The True Story

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas tree last night;
She told me he was bringing a “special package”, when she turned off my little bedroom light!
I tried so hard to fall asleep then, but it just wasn’t going to be;
All I could do was think about this present, that Santa was bringing just for me!
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Still awake a couple of hours later, I heard some sounds coming from downstairs;
I said, “Oh goody, Santa’s come now”, and I ran to take a peek down there!
I blinked twice at what I was seeing, I could not believe my eyes;
For Santa was on top of Mommy, without his suit, to him disguise!
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I yelled “Daddy, what are you doing, why is Mommy screaming more”;
As he jumped up grabbing his outfit, and ran right out the door!
Mommy quickly came and got me, then marched me right back to my bed;
She said, “My Angel, you’ve had a very bad dream, ‘twas all just in your head”!
 

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Larry Ran

Merry Christmas to you too Leah.

Love,
Linda and Larry xxx

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