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I Want to be a Solider

I Want to be a Solider

  I want to be a Solider ✔️                            
I'm going to be a solider mum you'll be proud of me one day, I'll have a uniform and a big tall hat and stripes down my arms all the way . 
I'd really like to drive a tank the enemy would run , I'd like to drive a tank mum it would be so much fun. Or maybe I could drive a plane or a helicopter thing and jump out of it with a parachute dangling from a string .
I'm going to join the army I'll do it after tea ,........... " I wish you wouldn't talk that way son your almost 53"!.

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Kimmy Alan

Lol!

No soldier like an old soldier.

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