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I Workout!

I Workout!

No I don’t, 
I don’t lift weight, I’m no badass…

But for the last 3 weeks!!!
I have regularly stretched,,,

I use resistant bands, golf club and a vibrating massage roller…

My flexibility has improved drastically and I have became way more tone,,,

I sleep the best I ever have, I have more energy and have less moods…

Some bad behavior is caused by underlying pain, like drinking to numb the pain, or getting angry at nothing… 

Good stretching everyday is a necessity, short-term and long term, Mentally and Physically…

A hammock is the greatest piece of gym equipment and only cost 30 bucks… Even just relaxing, your body is being adjusted…

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Marion

They say exercise is good for the body and soul...half hour with the dog is enough for me these day 😊😄

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RG

To each their own , I respect the Half hour, I feel you got to do what’s good for you . I just have seen so many benefits to stretching regularly 

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