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Ice Cold

I have a story that needs to be told.
I knew a woman who was ice cold.
Many men liked her because she was beautiful and had big boobs.
But you could've poured boiling water down her throat and she would've pissed ice cubes.

A family was killed by a drunk driver and she didn't even feel sad.
The witch even started laughing and said that she was glad.
She left her fiance standing at the altar and he committed suicide.
She said that he was a dirt poor S.O.B. and was happy that he died.

This was a woman who I certainly didn't admire.
She died last year when her house caught on fire.
When Karma catches up to a person, she's a bitch.
I'm one of the people who hated that ice cold witch.

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