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If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can

If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can

My fiance was going to leave me for another man.
So I told her that if I can't have her, nobody can.
I got my pistol and put a bullet in her forehead.
She fell to the floor and sadly, she was dead.
Her son ran in the room and he started screaming.
I hoped it was a nightmare, I hoped I was dreaming.
But it wasn't a dream at all, it was real.
Now I'm in the gas chamber about to be killed.
Her friends and family want me to die and they're watching with great anticipation.
After I draw my last breath, will I go to Heaven or will I be condemned to damnation?
I'm really scared because I'm going to die.
When I think about what I did, it makes me cry.
I was devastated to learn that she wouldn't become my wife.
And now I would sell my soul if I could bring her back to life.

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