If Kisses Were Units Of Currency

Had a crazy dream last night

Dreamt I was living in a world

Where kisses were units of currency

First thing I thought of

Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart

To pay for a $50 item

Would require 50 kisses plus tax

Bringing the total to 60 smooches

I would start shopping for all kinds of stuff

That I didn't actually need

I'd even buy ladies lingerie like bras and knickers

And give them away to my neighbours!

In all likelihood I'd go broke

But man, would I be a happy camper

Going to bed now to hopefully pick up

Where I left off...