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ignoble harness gummed facebook ethics: aye play the devil's advocate!

ignoble harness gummed facebook ethics: aye play the devil's advocate!

dubious churning benevolent altruism

this anonymous beastie boy boilerplate endeavors: 

(instagramming literary maven) questing user yawps 

critically griping knowing personal tidbits xeroxed blithely, 

freely jeopardized nuggets (revealed vital), zealously doled 

heftily linkedin private treasure trove, (Xfiles breached 

flagrant junction mandating righteous validating zero 

divulgence heaves lamentable ploy, tellingly xing bald 

felonious figurative joyriding, nonchalantly revealing 

valuable (Ziegfeld bomb crackling) debacle, heralding 

litigious proven, X-rated, basic foolhardy (Laurel) jack

knifed, networked, rapaciously villainous, zealously dubious, 

horrendously lowball practices, thru (Cambridge Analytica) 

xy zealots, asininely execrable, intolerantly malignant, 

quintessentially ugly, yawningly dastardly, horrendously 

lamentable, pathetically treasonous, xtra blameworthy, 

fiendishly jawboning, mindlessly paradigm quaking, 

unethical yahoo careless gross injustice jangling kow

towing, pleasing the Xmen, banefully Facebook friggin 

jerky maliciously narcissistically opprobrious predacious 

quisling underhandedly yo-yoing cello glomming kik off

preachiness spar!

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