IM HOTTER THEN

I'm hotter then

A fat person wearing
A fur coat
Sipping on a jalapeno margarita with a dab
Of tequila while eatting a big bag of hot Cheeta standing by a heater while putting my popcorn on preheater i think im running a fever nothing can't cool me down not even a freezer.

I'm hotter then

5 clowns sitting in a small car
Getting burned by a cigar while watching someone melt a chocolate bar and standing outside watching the heat wave from far.