I'M JUST A UGLY FLEA

I'm just a little ugly flea, I found my self a home

Riding on the back, of a cat that likes to roam

I like it here it's very nice, he takes me out at night

Although I get so nervous, when the cat just starts to bite

He scratches with his claws, and his mouth is awful wide

But he hasn't got me yet, as I know just where to hide

I don't know what his problem is?, I think he's out of place

I'm just a little ugly flea, I don't take up much space

Wait a minute what's he got?, He's caught himself a rat

OMG the rats got fleas, get off my bloody cat

Leave my house you vermin, I don't need no company

(Ugly flea).....O Hello"" who are you?, you're a cracking looking flea

(Meg.)....Thank you ugly flea ,you're so nice ,my name is Meg

I'm here with my family, we've moved in, just down the leg

Come with us if you like ,are you hungry? Have you fed?

Dad's treating all the family, we're dinning at the head

(Ugly flea)......Thank you Meg I'll do that, do you know the cats Siamese?

So it doesn't matter where we go, the food is all Chinese

(Meg).......Well, our last home was a rat neck, the food there tasted strange
So if your cat is what you say, Chinese will make a change
 

Our last cat was a Persian cat, the food there was so nice

But it didn't matter where we ate, it all just tastes of rice

The poodle where we lived before, the main dish was snail and frog

With Sauerkraut & bratwurst taste, on our German shepherd ,dog

So I'm used to different foods, I don't mind what I chew

So shall we go to dinner flea, as there's bound to be a queue

(Ugly flea).....I like you Meg, I really do, I think your very sweet

May be after dinner, I'll take you down the feet

(Meg).......OMG...What is that?  (Ugly flea).....Quick hide it is the paw

Dig your self in deeper Meg, or he'll get you with his clew

(Meg).......Help Help ugly flea, I don't know where to go

(Ugly flea)....Jump on to the tail, and keep your head down low

(Meg)....OMG he's coming,  (Ugly flea)......Don't worry Meg I'm here

I'll jump up on his head up there, and bite him on the ear

Keep you wits about you Meg, some times he likes to gnaw

If he does, get of his tail, and jump down on to the floor

(Meg)...O ugly flea, you are so brave, to use your self as bait

But you be careful ugly flea, as his tongue could be your fate

(Ugly flea)....Don't worry Meg, I've made it,  BITE BITE BITE...Take that you horrid cat

You just don't scare this ugly flea, you big fat hairball brat

It's ok Meg, he's stopped now, he's of to get his dinner

(Meg)......WAY YOU GO  ugly flea, You've beat him ..You're a WINNER

Thank you ugly flea, I think you saved my life

You've now become my hero, so in flea law, I'm your wife

(Ugly flea)...WHAT????? NO  NO  NO..This can't be true

That was me just being kind, I'm just a little ugly flea, another you must find

(Meg).....O one more thing you need to know, I hope you don't go mad

But I have a million kids or so, and you've just become there dad..

WHAT ?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

© Written by ..... TRACEY CURTIS....21\4\14