I"m Running From the Skunk

Smell me now cause you can"t tell where I"ll be
I"m running in the forrest deep, fleeing as a teenage child from the police
My pants are down between my legs since I have to do my duty
I hear the sirens on their way as I bury the money
But much to my surprise was a litter of.baby skunks
So I ran as fast as I can, til the bright lights hit me on the highway
I reeked of spray, while the police were on their way
They cuffed my hands and laughed at me
As I was running from the skunk, I got what was coming
The joke was on me
And I found it not that funny