In Prays Of Legal Tender

Preface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest

git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe

formerly owned by Jessica Lange
thence might be within my financial range
even though this har chap
moo cho decades older
than college student - iz that strange?
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Half hearted GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST--- or
subtitled (IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER).

Let this dog gone prime mate
ova simian sketch out
his general doggerel to free
unleashing a swiftly tale lord
of the flies - harried styled

brush stroke of strengths
me retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree
arf find yarself cat a tonic lee taking a nap
in the land of doctor ah zee.

akin to a termite expending energy
thru wood to bore search sans income
an arduous slow book king chore
thus, i spruce quest per
my non-conformist poetic
je ne sais quois x cell lent

cover letter de jour 4u2 access and for me
to entertain as a minimum less or more
and then...whoosh into
circular filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email will take cyberspace tour.

Pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story,
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize opening virtual community chest

into a likely monopoly winning chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excitement n contra dance
just in case a glimmer prospect exists
for this self anointed bard,
and one who dislikes formality
of zee mainline presents
a brief poo whet tick summation
sans technical skills,

he hopes to enhance
p'raps earn enough moolah
to sight see arc d'triumph,
Louvre, Paris France,
i offer the following poetic expression

for ye to take a glance
and help this intuitive Homo sapiens income
to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance

might cause ye to soil pants
after misinterpreting mishmash
as twittering er
angry bird raven rants
even part time income exists

worth considering, sans positive stance
a subtle intent worth hiring 2 sway
au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.

I betcha never red poe sting “FAKE”
job seeker i.e. this faux
iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle
father although up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
to face Voldemort never does tire)
and two young adult daughters
(gnome hatter they flew the coop),

would consider him a worthy hire
nada necessarily to rake in gobs
of legal tender, nor
to satiate unquenchable hunger
a pawn game of thrones lifelong player,

boot if someone would pay me to reed
ah...a twofold objective would be a blessing
both slaking thirst plus acquiring knowledge
specifically powerful bits
of computer know how to acquire.

Although this cover letter of sorts
conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(per this older rhyme stir,
who lives ~ 40+ miles

north west of philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
though disparate deeds offset
by difference of third letter
to employ computer

and writing skills,
squarely rooted tidbits of moxie
playing at nearby Roxy
burrow, which prompts
the following ditty
expressing interest to apply mental tasks

micro electronic aptitude trouble shooting
some may ascribe as nitty gritty
on par with secret life of Walter Mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this merely meant to be silly
yet also my feeble attempt tubby witty.

No matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be
within dead man walking distance)
opportunity would not be considered far

to use acumen huck cull interest
and technologically spar
+ graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.

Iambic pentameter might be faux pas
not the traditional standard genre
for a job offer, but i see no reason why
non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as mode to communicate
non trivial pursuit,

viz computer technician supporter
and paperback writer wannabe,
cuz i love each of the 26
english language symbolically logical letter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully offers unique outlook re:
other respondents at least a bit better.