In The Name Of SUBWAY ( And All that is Holy)

I think Hollywood would
Forgive You
For falsely accusing the
Average Joe
with MAGA hats
of Attacking you

Lets face it
Hollywood never
had respect for them
anyhow
However when you
used the "Stoner's Temple"
as an excuse of being out
at 2 am
in God Awful cold weather
YOU WENT TOO FAR!

It is Sacrilege!!!!!

For ever since
the Prophet " Michael Phelps"
implied on National Television
that "Subway Sandwiches"
are the "Pot Head's"
holy manah

A munchies run
has become a
sacred Pilgrimage
for those who partake
in the
"Devil's Lettuce"

So Shame on you Jussie!!!!!!

You have now
managed to place
fear in the heart of every Liberal
that some mean homophobic
Trump supporter
may be lying in wait
while one gets their
$5 dollar foot long
after becoming
BAKED

I even heard
Senator Kamala Harris's
Limo
won't be cruising
around there
for awhile

The Depravity
of it all!!!!

May the beloved
St. Mary Jane
require a thousand
"Tokes" (replaces hail)
from her
for your soul!!!!

Until then
a boycott
of "Empire"
by all who
enjoy the sweet
seduction of Kush
is in order!!!!

In the Name of Subway
And All That Is Holy!!!!!

Ps.  Subway will no longer be accepting personal checks from you......