INHERITANCE

I'll leave you my guitar, someone already took my drum,
perhaps you can bring my poetry book when you come;
manage the estate - you don't want to mess with probate,
chase those lawyers, they always manage to pay out late.

You can keep the cat - they're not too keen on animals here,
some refreshment would be nice because I'm dying for a beer;
don''t give my shoes away - I might return for a little walk,
further, any problems - send me a text for a heavenly talk.

Do you have a funeral plan? Don't get caught out if you can,
you may wonder where all the money went when it all began;
don't give that plonker my gold chain, he was a bit of a pain,
I can see him now standinng with an old umbrella in the rain.

Bring my after shave, we have some rather stinky spirits here,
my brother can have my Claude Butler with the Derailleur gear.

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