Itchy and Scratchy

(circa 1973)
I am in second grade
and my crotch area is itching like crazy.
I cannot stop itching in this area.
It is making me so crazy,
I go to the nurse for
some relief.
I am in such misery, I don’t even care
if nurse is going to take a wet rag with soap
and wash my frank and beans.
She asks me if my mother
recently washed the curtains
with a recent load of wash.
My mother confirmed she had done so.
The fiberglass from the curtains gets
into the clothing making them itchy,
as though my underwear
were washed in poison ivy.
The school nurse’s knowledge was impressive.

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Comments
Well that's a
Slice of life
I like the way a poem can allow this to happen
in every day life we might say
" hey man this is too much information"
However the poem has this ability
to bring forward the subtlety
and embarrassments
Sweetly
I like too:)
Embarrassing, yet so uncomfortable the embarrassment NEEDED to be overcome. Thanks Jai M.
Crotch itch...never know what to do with those things. Mundane turned into laugh in a poem. Nice