Massive Bull Mastiff `Macho`
Impresses all the girls
With his biceps, pointed `guy pecs`,
His dangling penile jewels!
He walks with a swagger, shows attitude
While chewing a rawhide stick,
Puts girls in a whirl the way his tail curls,
His ears flop when given a flick!
Females simply adore him,
Get goose bumps, shivers and itches,
Adrenaline rushes, canine crushes,
The sexual flushes of bitches!
His profile, so strong, so handsome,
Studded collar of a dogged design,
All the ladies politely follow,
Silent, dignified, tongue-tied!
His fawn coloured coat is holy,
Solely to keep him warm
But the ladies see it only
As a bonus to his charm!
He dates a Cocker Spaniel,
Brown coat, soft eyes to match,
Jealous, others would like to see
Scratches down her back!
Bitches pee to mark territory
It's hereditary , makes a statement
But they can't make claims on `Macho`s` aims
Or in any way be complacent!
Remember, it's a dog's life
Sniffing whiffing rectums,
They`re behind you, will surprise you
When you least expect them!