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" It,s A Dog,s Life !?"

" It,s A Dog,s Life !?"

" It can be, The greatest fun being a dog !
I get stroked even if i ,Turn up in the ladies bog !
I get more attention from the females, Than any bloke ?
Up their mini skirts, My wet nose gets poked !
& 9 times out of 10, I will still get stroked ?
I follow the ladies, All around the beach 
Very discreetly, But well within reach !
I get so close sometimes, That i can smell their peach !
I eye up all the sexy girls, That are sun-bathing !
& wait for them, To give into their craving !
Looking super cute, Wriggling & waving !
& that is when i start misbehaving ?
One time, I got a real sloppy kiss...
From this hot chick , Who was taking a piss !
Who fell off the toilet & thankfully missed!
That is my favorite memory, That i often like to reminisce !
& im the only one i know,, Who can get away with this ?
& probably still end up being stroked & kissed !?
I would not swap my exciting dog,s life !!!
But, Please do not tell the bitch of a  wife ......
Or, I will be getting endless shit n strife !!
& i will no longer be able, To live my double dog,s life !
As i will no longer, Even have the bloody wife !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Rod

To the queen of comedy, you are the best.

Woof woof  xox  :)

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Tracy Timothy

Wow Thanks so much Rod for your lovely comment x

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